MineCraftyWorkers Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ores Mined:	1783	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with trailer trash douchebro types who spend their days causing chaos and mayhem? Well, look no further! Our server is a haven for the unpretentious and homely/humble prole types who just want to relax after a hard day’s work.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!

Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server

cell damage, cell protection, cell research, DNA damage, DNA protection, exposure durations, exposure effects, human cells, human health, menadione, menadione exposure, neuroblastoma, neuroblastoma cells, oxidative damage, oxidative DNA damage, Oxidative Stress, Protection, Protective Effects, radioactive, radiofrequency, radiofrequency exposure, research, Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.

our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!

join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!

I dont now Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, I dont now, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Votes:	8032	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

The owner of the server “I dont now” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

idontnowt.aternos.me:14927

Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	195	Astral Projections Made:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89

Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Villages Defended:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Potions Brewed:	45
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	145097	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Zombie Dances:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Potions Brewed:	92
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Votes:	7885	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Items Found:	7539	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2232	Royal Courts Attended:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!