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| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 4918 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 3668 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!
