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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4583 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!