MineCraftyWorkers Server

middle school bully, thrash metal, Working class, Meth, DEGEN

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with trailer trash douchebro types who spend their days causing chaos and mayhem? Well, look no further! Our server is a haven for the unpretentious and homely/humble prole types who just want to relax after a hard day’s work.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!

Good morning guys i just woke up 2am Minecraft SMP

2am, good morning world, morning sun, rise and shine, early morning

Hey there fellow gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: you wake up at 2am and log onto our server, only to find that the entire world has been turned upside down (literally, we flipped it). Now you have to navigate through a topsy-turvy world filled with wacky challenges and unexpected surprises.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other mobs with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted access to the secret Chicken Kingdom where you can live out your wildest poultry fantasies.

Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be battling giant chickens at 2am? Let’s get clucking!

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Hunt Showdown Minecraft Server

showdown, Atmospheric, tactical, Horror, hunt

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for the best shooters of our generation! Forget about building houses and farms, it’s time to show off your PvP skills and dominate the competition.

Join our server if you want to prove that you’re not just another overrated mid-tier player. Take down your enemies with epic headshots, insane trick shots, and maybe even a little bit of luck. Who knows, you might just become the next gaming legend!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just a builder, you’re a shooter! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. The adrenaline rush is real, the competition is fierce, and the laughs are endless. See you on the battlefield, shooter!

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Funny Cat Makes Me Shoot Pure White Ropes Unironically Minecraft SMP

cat memes, viral cat videos, cat behavior, Pure, cat

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident funny cat who has the power to make players shoot pure white ropes unironically. Yes, you heard that right! It’s a sight to behold and you won’t want to miss out on this crazy phenomenon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. You’ll never know when they’ll bust a move right in front of you, adding a whole new level of entertainment to your Minecraft experience.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. They’ve got moves that will make your jaw drop and your character break out into spontaneous dance emotes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable and hilarious adventure. Who knows what other absurdities you’ll encounter along the way!

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Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

American government, Usa, American future outlook, American politics, blocky

Welcome to the Minecraft server where we have recreated the future of America…but in block form! Join us as we navigate through skyscrapers made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on flying pigs instead of cars.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground bunker filled with chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. But beware, the bunker was guarded by a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It was a battle for the ages, but in the end, the player emerged victorious and became the richest player on the server.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a massive PvP battle royale on top of the Statue of Liberty. The last player standing wins a lifetime supply of TNT and the title of “King of America”.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few explosive surprises along the way.

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Wwe Bad Minecraft SMP

WWE controversies, WWE mistakes, WWE history, wwe universe, WWE fans

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because Wwe bad is here to shake things up! Join our SMP for a chance to battle it out in epic wrestling matches with other players. That’s right, we’ve built a whole arena just for you to show off your wrestling skills and take down your opponents with style.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock a portal to a whole new dimension filled with even more insane challenges.

So what are you waiting for? Join Wwe bad today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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