MineCraftyWorkers Server

shovel driveway, trailer trash, juvie delinquints, cookie monster PJ pants, wiggers

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with trailer trash douchebro types who spend their days causing chaos and mayhem? Well, look no further! Our server is a haven for the unpretentious and homely/humble prole types who just want to relax after a hard day’s work.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!

No No No Minecraft Server

Minecraft, no, long tail tags: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO, OH NO NO NO NO NO NO, oh

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save the day with a whole new level of insanity!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to stop by for a game of bingo!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour with Lava Pits” that will have you on the edge of your seat (or falling into a pit of lava, but hey, it’s all in good fun!).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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Audiogenomics Minecraft SMP

medication, better health, psychotronic medications, Technology, nuttbag

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old health potions that just don’t cut it? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wacky SMP where our resident mad scientist is cooking up some seriously whacko psychotronic medications in his basement lab. Who needs regular old health potions when you can have potions that make you run faster, jump higher, and even turn you into a chicken for a day? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Get your free pass now and join the madness at https://www.patreon.com/36N9Genetics/redeem/8299D!

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⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

Clans, Uralpassport, Skywars, Mob rocking, Jobs

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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She’s a Minecraft server

She, how old, Server, forgetfulness, aging

Join our Minecraft server if you want to find out the answer to the age-old question: How old is she again? Our server is filled with mysterious characters and hidden secrets, including a secret NPC who claims to know the answer but will only reveal it to those who can solve his riddles. Rumor has it that the number changes every time you ask, so good luck keeping up! Join now for a chance to uncover the truth and maybe even win a prize for cracking the code. Just don’t be surprised if the answer turns out to be as elusive as the Loch Ness Monster riding a unicorn through a rainbow.

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Weak Jawline Minecraft SMP Prodigy

jawline exercises, weak chin, jawline contouring, inability to grow facial hair, jawline reshaping

Are you tired of being the laughing stock of the Minecraft world with your weak jawline and lack of facial hair? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret potion that will give you the manliest jawline and the bushiest beard you’ve ever seen! Join us and become the envy of all your friends as you strut around with your newfound ruggedness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Yes, you heard that right. One swing of this sword and your foes will be hopping around in cute little bunny suits, unable to harm a hair on your perfectly sculpted chin.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft stud with a jawline of steel and a beard to rival even the most majestic of dwarves. Plus, who wouldn’t want to wield a sword that turns enemies into bunnies? It’s a win-win situation, really.

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