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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 7755 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!