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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 3518 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 1710 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!