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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 5402 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!