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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2882 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 109 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8064 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 4294 | Animals Bred: | 188 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!