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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 5733 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 1658 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 7368 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!