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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 4870 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 | Magic Items Found: | 5342 |
Ores Mined: | 3435 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 1538 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!