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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 2447 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 188 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!