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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 8196 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!