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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 7787 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 558302 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 8998 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!