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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9153 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 125 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
so, like, u know how ukraine has, like, all these cool minerals and stuff, right? well, apparently, the US is, like, super jealous and wants to, like, take 50% of them for themselves! can u believe that? they might even send their troops to, like, guard them and stuff. but, like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead?
come join our server and, like, mine all the minerals u want without any crazy US troops trying to steal them from u. we’ve got, like, diamonds for days and emeralds galore. plus, we have this super cool underground base that’s, like, impossible to find unless u know the secret password (spoiler alert: it’s “minecraftrox”).
so, like, forget about all that drama in ukraine and come hang out with us on our epic minecraft server. trust us, it’s way more fun than worrying about some silly minerals. let’s mine and build and have a blast together!
