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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 4397 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6447 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a secret underground rave where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are twerking. Or building a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon wants to move in and pay rent.
But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because the most common activity that typically leads to sex on our server is battling it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a kiss from a virtual villager. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!