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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 1494 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Ores Mined: | 8984 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a secret underground rave where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are twerking. Or building a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon wants to move in and pay rent.
But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because the most common activity that typically leads to sex on our server is battling it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a kiss from a virtual villager. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!