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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 6402 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Our server is perfect for homeschooling parents who want to give their kids a truly unique education. Forget about boring old textbooks, here we learn about survival skills by fighting off creepers and zombies in the virtual world.
We have a special co-op for crunchy moms where they can exchange unschooling philosophies and plan random activities for their Minecraft kids. Who needs a consistent schedule when you can just follow the sun and moon cycles in-game?
Join us and experience the thrill of going behind your partner’s back to enroll your Minecraft kids in public school. Will you be the hero who saves them from falling behind, or the villain who ruins their crunchy childhoods? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and let the drama unfold. Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server full of crunchy moms and dads trying to navigate the ups and downs of parenting in the digital world?
