MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Crops Grown:	3854
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Animals Bred:	33
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4353
Meteorites Collected:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ores Mined:	8479	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Holy Grails Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4898
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Zombie Dances:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Zombie Dances:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.