MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1249	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Towns Built:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	9559
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3270	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Ores Mined:	1246	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Void Armor Forged:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.