MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5207
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Farms Harvested:	285	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Enchantments Applied:	162
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Void Gems Collected:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Magic Items Found:	3334

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1233	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	399	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1405
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	487	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magic Items Found:	1368	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.