MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

#ChelseaManager, #DeZerbi, #FaCup, #FACupFinal, #footballnews, #Kammy, #Londonorigin, #managerialchanges, #ManchesterUnitedfan, #NewLabour, #TenHag, Brighton, epl, labour, lolz, manchesterunited, McKenna, minecrafty, pochettino, politicians, rumours, Soccer, sportsnews, Trans, Transfers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	80
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mines Excavated:	3813

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AlumniClapbackCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with snooty players who think they’re better than everyone else? Join our Minecraft server and leave the elitism at the door! Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Forget about rival schools and their drama – on our server, we only care about crafting, mining, and having a blast. Plus, we don’t have any preppy murd3r3r girls running around causing trouble. Our alumni are all about spreading positivity and creativity in the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the unnecessary digs and sassy comments behind. Let’s create a world where everyone is welcome and where the only competition is who can build the coolest castle!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7213	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PrizePiggy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win a lifetime supply of… wait for it… Netherite pickaxes! That’s right, never worry about losing your precious tools again because you’ll have an endless stash of OP pickaxes to mine to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon whisperer, who can tame the dragon and ride it around like a majestic steed. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a dragon, raining down fire on unsuspecting players below. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where mobs drop loot like it’s confetti. You’ll be boogieing down with creepers and skeletons while collecting rare items left and right. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just walk away with a lifetime supply of Netherite pickaxes and a dragon to call your own.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CartoonCraftLand

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Remember that one cartoon you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh until milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine if that cartoon came to life in Minecraft form! Our server is like a wacky mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, from Spongebob Squarepants to Tom and Jerry.

Join us for a chance to build your own Bikini Bottom, complete with a pineapple house for Spongebob and a Krusty Krab for all your burger-flipping needs. Or maybe you’d prefer to recreate the chaotic antics of Tom and Jerry, with endless cat-and-mouse chases through elaborate mouse holes and cheese-filled mazes.

But that’s not all! Our server also features special events where you can team up with your favorite cartoon characters to battle evil villains or embark on epic quests to save the day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a hilariously cartoonish adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8071	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Springy New Year Respawn

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come join our minecraft server, where the new year falls on the first day of spring, because why not? it’s like a crazy party where the seasons are all mixed up and you never know what to expect next.

we have a special event where you have to fight off zombie bunnies who are trying to steal all the easter eggs. it’s like a mix between halloween and easter, but with a twist.

our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn again. it’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and fun.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us. who needs a normal new year when you can have one that makes more sense in a crazy, mixed-up world like ours?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ruminant Rave: Microbe Mayhem

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so like, u know how cows and sheep and stuff have like, different vibes? well on this server, we take that to the next level! our ruminants have the wildest personalities, from chill cows to hyperactive sheep. and get this, the microbiome is like, the secret sauce that makes them who they are. join us for a farm experience like no other, where you never know what kind of mood your animals will be in. it’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, man. come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wacky world of ruminants!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minetrends License server Grif without private server Minecraft

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Griefer server

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

BlazeToNatlan, character builds, Chevreuse, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, EpicGenshin2024, Fang of the Mountain King, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Maps, Minecraft, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazier characters than Raiden Shogun and Chevreuse combined. We’ve got more weapons than Fang of the Mountain King and Engulfing Lightning put together – you’ll be unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more permanent than Thoma’s loyalty, and redeemable codes that will make you feel as epic as Kujou Sara in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Primogems that will make you richer than a treasure hoard in Natlan.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey crazier than a Genshin Impact crossover event with Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – who knows, you might even discover a secret code that unlocks a hidden realm filled with diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP

asset management, capital preservation, financial loss, financial markets, investment decisions, investment portfolio, investment strategy, liquidated, liquidated position, market analysis, market conditions, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, risk assessment, risk management, risk tolerance, short selling, shorty, smp, stock market, trading discipline, trading psychology, trading strategy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LootCraft Minecraft Server

autism program, emotional control, emotional needs, expensive laptop, family dynamics, financial aid, financial burden, gaming laptop, gift, high school, Job, Lootcraft, Minecraft, needs vs wants, saving money, second hand, Selfishness, sensory overload, Server, sibling support, Siblings, socializing, Therapy

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GlazedGamerZzz

Assertiveness, bedtime, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, dinner etiquette, emotional boundaries, emotional response, feeling belittled, feeling disrespected, GlazedGamerZzz, household dynamics, moving in together, partner conflict, personal space, relationship issues, self-care, socializing, stress, wine glasses, wine preferences

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.

Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9775	Dragon Eggs Found:	6408
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!

Boundaries, career goals, children, Cohabitation, Coliving, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Decision making, Discussing, Expectations, family, finances, future plans, household responsibilities, living together, love, LoveNest, partner, personal space, Pets, relationship, smp, Trust

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your player 2? Look no further than our chaotic SMP server! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with love, drama, and creeper explosions.

Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”

Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyCarFiasco

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Are you tired of waiting for flying cars to become a reality? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have flying pigs! That’s right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us and witness the most epic piggy air show you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard

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Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

> Be Me Minecraft Server

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> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Chimeras Created:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Power of Rings SMP

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Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.