MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

#ChelseaManager, #DeZerbi, #FaCup, #FACupFinal, #footballnews, #Kammy, #Londonorigin, #managerialchanges, #ManchesterUnitedfan, #NewLabour, #TenHag, Brighton, epl, labour, lolz, manchesterunited, McKenna, minecrafty, pochettino, politicians, rumours, Soccer, sportsnews, Trans, Transfers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Furry Visual Novels Minecraft SMP

anthro MC, Bara, compilation, Contribution, desuarchive, Femboy, Furry, fvn, Gay, Gulo BF edition, Hub, human MC, japanese, lists, Minecraft, Novels, pastebin, smp, Straight.., Thread, twink, Visual, visual novels, Western

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a Gulo BF edition where we talk about all things FVN – from gay to straight, bara to twink, femboy to Western, Japanese, human MC, anthro MC, and everything in between!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the dancers? Or maybe you’re interested in our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots buried deep within our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience! Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server. 😉🦄🎉 #FurryVN #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7640	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	1084
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

LifeChangingAdvice – Minecraft SMP

growth mindset., life advice, life lessons, life-changing advice, life-changing wisdom, LifeChangingAdvice, mindset change, mindset overhaul, mindset shift, Minecraft, new perspective, personal development, personal empowerment, personal growth, personal transformation, Positive Change, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, smp, transformative wisdom, wisdom

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of insanity! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it sent them flying into the real world and they had to fight off zombies with their pickaxe!

Another player discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds, but they had to battle a giant chicken boss to claim their loot!

So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether where the pigs ride on top of ghasts like they’re in a rodeo! It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, so why wait? Join now and prepare for the most outrageous journey of your virtual life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NoTol3r8!

annoyances, deal breakers, DISLIKES, Frustrations, intolerance, irritations, NoTol3r8, Pet Peeves, things that drive me crazy, things that get on my nerves, things that I abhor, things that I can’t stand, things that I cannot abide, things that I despise, things that I detest, things that I find intolerable, things that I loathe, things that I refuse to tolerate, things that make me angry, unacceptable behavior, zero tolerance

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you can’t tolerate the sight of a creeper without exploding into laughter. Our creepers have been trained in stand-up comedy and are sure to make you ROFL (Roll On the Floor Laughing)!

Sick of the same old boring mining routine? On our server, you’ll find diamond ore that sings opera when you mine it, and redstone that tells knock-knock jokes as you build your contraptions.

And if you’re tired of the same old survival mode, come join our server where survival means battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their beaks and riding pigs that can fly!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyZelensky Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Congress, controversy, CraftyZelensky, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gop, Government, Impeachment, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, president, Server, summit, Tensions, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine assistance, united states, Zelensky

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky are set to meet in a battle of epic proportions! witness the tension between the gop as they argue over who will assist ukraine in this crazy world of blocky adventures. build your own wall to keep out the creepers and zombies, or team up with your friends to create a political alliance to rule the server! with crazy events like presidential debates and diplomatic negotiations, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. join now for a chance to be the next leader of the blocky world!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CyberCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

#cyberattacks, administrative, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber operations, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cyber warfare tactics, cybercraft, cybersecurity, data breach, Espionage, financial institutions, Government, HACKING, Information Security, intelligence, national security, russia, russian military, Servers, Technology, Ukraine

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GUNS. UKRAINE IS HACKING INTO RUSSIAN SERVERS LIKE A BOSS, TAKING DOWN MILITARY, ADMINISTRATIVE, AND FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS LEFT AND RIGHT. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A HACKER MASTERMIND WHILE BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES. WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A VIRTUAL WARZONE IN MINECRAFT? LET’S GOOOO!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Corn Jet Fuel Fun

agricultural waste, alternative fuel, Aviation (Industry), biofuel, carbon emissions, cleaner fuel, Corn, energy efficiency, environmental impact, Fuel, Fun, green energy, Jet, jet engines, lignin-based jet fuel, renewable energy, renewable resources, sustainable aviation fuels, Sustainable development, sustainable innovation, sustainable jet fuel, sustainable technology, US scientists

come join our epic minecraft server where we make jet fuel out of corn and agricultural waste! ya heard right, we got scientists doin’ some crazy stuff to make our aviation fuels cleaner and more compatible with jet engines. fly around in style on our server while helpin’ save the planet with our sustainable fuel. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

””> xhe Maxes INT Minecraft Server””

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret potion that boosts your intelligence stat to the max! Imagine outsmarting all your friends in PvP battles and solving complex redstone puzzles with ease.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary pink sheep that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one wish from the pink sheep can turn your diamond armor into unbreakable rainbow armor!

Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you on our server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

‘Tna has something special with lee’ Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of drama, intrigue, and shenanigans! Picture this: Tna and Lee are like the Romeo and Juliet of our server, with a love so forbidden and scandalous that it’s the talk of the town (or, you know, the server chat). Join us and witness their epic love story unfold, complete with secret rendezvous in hidden caves and dramatic arguments over who gets to build the next giant chicken statue. Trust us, you won’t find entertainment like this anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and become a part of the madness today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Buildings Constructed:	36	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LifeLoveInMinecraftSMP

abundance, Adventure, appreciation, career, Contentment, family, Friends, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, joy, LifeLoveInMinecraftSMP, love, Peace, personal development, positivity, relationships, self-care, success

Do you love spending hours on end mining for diamonds, only to have them stolen by a sneaky creeper? Do you enjoy building elaborate structures, only to have them blown up by a mischievous group of griefers? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of constantly living on the edge! From dodging lava flows to outrunning a pack of angry wolves, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power (and a killer fashion sense).

But beware, not everyone on our server is as friendly as they may seem. You never know when a seemingly innocent sheep might turn out to be a shape-shifting Enderman in disguise. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP. Join us now, if you dare!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crops Grown:	6921
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyWallzMC

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Oh, honey, forget about phone wallpapers! Join our Minecraft server and your screen will be filled with the most epic pixelated adventures you’ve ever seen! Say goodbye to boring static images and hello to a world where you can build your wildest dreams with blocks!

Imagine this – you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start chasing you! Or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Only on our server, folks!

So ditch the phone wallpaper and join us for a wild ride through a land of endless possibilities. Trust us, your phone will thank you for it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Runes Activated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Towns Built:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JetCraftRomania

aerial defense, airspace, airspace violation, border patrol, Defense, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, intercept, JetCraftRomania, Military, military intervention, national security, nato, Romania, Russian drones, scrambles, security measures, security response, Surveillance

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even romania is getting involved! we got fighter jets and russian drones and all sorts of craziness happening at our border. if you wanna experience the thrill of international conflict while building epic structures in minecraft, then this is the server for you! who needs world peace when you can have world war in minecraft, amirite? join now for a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair, whatever floats your boat)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Transgender Couples Minecraft Server

adept, Alimony, assets, basedboy, child support, children, common-law marriage, couples, Court, DUMPED, FAGGOT, Female-Female lesbian couples, feminized biological male, FTM, judge, La, Lawyer, lenient, Minecraft, Nick, Norwegian femboy, onions manlet, picrel, Server, severance relief, texas, Transgender, transgender couples, Weirdo

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minecraft SMP: RODRI OUT FOR THE SEASON WITH ACL INJURY – OOF

ACL, ACL injury, devastating news, football, injury, injury update, long-term injury, Manchester, Manchester City, midfielder, Minecraft, Official, oil club, oil money, oof, premier league, Recovery, Rodri, Season, season-ending, setback, sidelined, smp, Soccer, sports

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who stole all the diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you the power to turn into a block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. #BestMinecraftServerEver #LlamaRidersUnite

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ParentalDateNight Minecraft Server

autism spectrum, Babysitting, burnt out, cabin vacation, Communication, covid, Date night, Disappointment, Emotional support, family dynamics, medical problems, Minecraft, ParentalDateNight, parents, Priorities, Resentment, Rewards, Sacrifices, Server, sibling rivalry, Siblings, tube feeding, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for outrageous quests and challenges, like building a giant toilet out of diamonds or taming a herd of explosive llamas.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun, especially if you’ve been feeling like you always come in last to your siblings in real life. Here, you’re the star of the show and your parents can’t prioritize anyone over you!

So come on over and let loose your inner block-building genius. Who needs a vacation when you can build your own paradise right here? And hey, if you need a break from it all, we’ve got plenty of babysitters available in-game. No need to feel burnt out when you can just respawn and start fresh!

Are you in? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
New Chunks Explored:	325814	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AlumniClapbackCraft

Alumni, AlumniClapbackCraft, bad rep, Bogota, college, colombia, communications, condescending, flirty, Girls, Guilty, influencers, murd3r3r, preppy, rankings, rich families, rival, scandal, trendy club, University

Are you tired of dealing with snooty players who think they’re better than everyone else? Join our Minecraft server and leave the elitism at the door! Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Forget about rival schools and their drama – on our server, we only care about crafting, mining, and having a blast. Plus, we don’t have any preppy murd3r3r girls running around causing trouble. Our alumni are all about spreading positivity and creativity in the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the unnecessary digs and sassy comments behind. Let’s create a world where everyone is welcome and where the only competition is who can build the coolest castle!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!