Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6070 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2349 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.
But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.
