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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 721 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you defeat him in battle, he’ll grant you three wishes, like a magical dragon genie!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust us, you’ll be saying “dios mio” in the best way possible!