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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1655 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 565599 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 273 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you defeat him in battle, he’ll grant you three wishes, like a magical dragon genie!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust us, you’ll be saying “dios mio” in the best way possible!