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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 257 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest party in town, but in minecraft form. we got llamas that can do the macarena, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky).
our server is so lit that even historians are like, “dang, wish i could go back in time and play on that server.” they study our server like it’s the lost city of Atlantis, trying to figure out how we make the grass so green and the diamonds so sparkly.
if u join our server, u might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies bust a move to some sick beats. or maybe u’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u super speed and the ability to speak pig latin.
so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
