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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 4860 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1980 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest party in town, but in minecraft form. we got llamas that can do the macarena, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky).
our server is so lit that even historians are like, “dang, wish i could go back in time and play on that server.” they study our server like it’s the lost city of Atlantis, trying to figure out how we make the grass so green and the diamonds so sparkly.
if u join our server, u might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies bust a move to some sick beats. or maybe u’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u super speed and the ability to speak pig latin.
so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
