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Welcome to our server, where we worship the almighty Aphrodite Kallipygos, the goddess of great butts! Join us in our quest to build the most glorious temple dedicated to beautiful booties in all of Minecraft.

Imagine a world where your butt is your greatest asset, where people compete to see who has the most magnificent derriere. Our server is filled with hilarious stories of butt competitions and love at first sight based on buttocks alone.

Join us and become a part of the legend of The Fair-Buttocks, two sisters who became famous for their assets and founded a temple to Aphrodite in thanks. Only on our server will you find a community dedicated to celebrating the beauty of butts in all their glory.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, love, and of course, plenty of butt-related shenanigans. You won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7311	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6921	Players Killed by Monsters:	8009
Divine Spears Created:	26	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Crops Grown:	9863

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.