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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 3918 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Star Shards Collected: | 198 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
We did dis crazy research for three whole years and found out dat playin’ on dis server is like feedin’ ur brain with all da good stuff. And get dis, it’s even more amazin’ for da ladies who are 65 and up! So if u wanna keep ur brain sharp and kick some creeper butt at da same time, join us now!
Plus, we got free virtual olive oil for all our players, cuz why not? So come on, join da fun and let’s get those brain cells pumpin’!