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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6283 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
We did dis crazy research for three whole years and found out dat playin’ on dis server is like feedin’ ur brain with all da good stuff. And get dis, it’s even more amazin’ for da ladies who are 65 and up! So if u wanna keep ur brain sharp and kick some creeper butt at da same time, join us now!
Plus, we got free virtual olive oil for all our players, cuz why not? So come on, join da fun and let’s get those brain cells pumpin’!