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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 9424 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
We did dis crazy research for three whole years and found out dat playin’ on dis server is like feedin’ ur brain with all da good stuff. And get dis, it’s even more amazin’ for da ladies who are 65 and up! So if u wanna keep ur brain sharp and kick some creeper butt at da same time, join us now!
Plus, we got free virtual olive oil for all our players, cuz why not? So come on, join da fun and let’s get those brain cells pumpin’!