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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 6149 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 4667 |
Ores Mined: | 2243 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7330 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
We did dis crazy research for three whole years and found out dat playin’ on dis server is like feedin’ ur brain with all da good stuff. And get dis, it’s even more amazin’ for da ladies who are 65 and up! So if u wanna keep ur brain sharp and kick some creeper butt at da same time, join us now!
Plus, we got free virtual olive oil for all our players, cuz why not? So come on, join da fun and let’s get those brain cells pumpin’!