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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 8266 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 125 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
but that’s not all, on this server, we have a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own civilization. u can trade with them, go on quests, and even ride on the back of a giant talking squirrel! it’s a wild ride, literally!
and if u ever get tired of being a human with body hair, u can transform into a mystical creature like a unicorn or a dragon. fly through the skies, breathe fire, and show off ur magical powers to all the other players. it’s a whole new level of minecraft fun!
so, if u’re ready to embrace ur inner mammal, hang out with talking animals, and become a magical creature, then join us on this crazy minecraft server. who needs body hair when u can have all this epicness instead? let’s get hairy, baby!
