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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 585 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
1. Our server is the last game to truly embody what it means to be an American. We have bald eagles flying around, hot dogs and hamburgers growing on trees, and fireworks going off every hour on the hour.
2. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a player accidentally build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds. And instead of getting mad, we all just laughed and called it modern art.
3. The server owner is rumored to be a secret agent who once defeated an army of creepers using nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava. True story.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!