MineCraftGasSubs

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u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance? well, u found ur new home, my friend! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have so many diamonds, even herobrine is jealous.

join us and u can ride on a unicorn through a rainbow forest, where the trees are made of candy and the waterfalls flow with chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows and live next door to a talking sheep who tells the best jokes.

our community is so friendly, even the zombies say please and thank you. we have epic events like pig racing and chicken jousting. and every full moon, we have a massive party where we all turn into werewolves and howl at the moon.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the best minecraft server in the universe! who needs to pay for gas when u can ride a diamond-encrusted minecart to victory!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Übermensch Adventures: Post Ayan Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We have Ayan Übermensch from every country in the world posting hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join our server and witness the chaos as Ayan Übermensch from all corners of the globe come together to create the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of themselves to starting epic battles over who has the best pet pig, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Ayan Übermensch sensation in your country!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FalloutCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Nukes!

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Are you tired of pretending that Fallout 76 isn’t a good game? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of post-apocalyptic fun! Our server is like if Fallout 76 and Minecraft had a baby, but without all the bugs and glitches (hopefully).

Explore a vast world filled with mutated creatures, abandoned buildings, and radioactive landscapes. Build your own shelter, scavenge for resources, and team up with other players to survive in this harsh new world.

But beware, there may be some unexpected surprises along the way. Rumor has it that a group of players have formed a cult worshiping a giant blocky mothman, and there are reports of mysterious disappearances near the abandoned mine shafts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky post-apocalyptic world! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning all those pesky creepers into friendly companions.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MuricaCraft: Where Europeans and Non-Americans Need Not Apply! LOLZ

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky spammers and porn posters ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We have range banned all Europeans and non-Americans to ensure a spam-free and wholesome environment for all players.

Join us and witness the epic battle of Americans vs Europeans as we fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Only time will tell on our crazy server! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Potions Brewed:	33	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlockyBanter: The LOLcraft Server

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“Join our epic Minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that’s just the beginning. We have secret hidden realms filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!”

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky Boner Brigade

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate late-night edging experience you’ve been craving!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the dark, heart racing as you narrowly avoid a creeper explosion. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. But beware, for the mobs in this dungeon are not your average zombies and skeletons – they’re disco-loving, diamond-wearing monsters ready to party!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the ultimate late-night edging adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT we like to surprise our players with). It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the madness that awaits you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

South AmeriBros: Keeping Creeper-icans in Check!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the posters are as dull as a rainy day in the desert? Join our server where we, the based ameribros, keep those pesky South American countries in check! Our posters are top-notch quality, unlike those other servers who can’t even spell “autonomy” correctly. Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs autonomy when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minecraft Mayhem: Cowboys vs Romans vs Fallout

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Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and ride on over to our wild west meets ancient Rome meets post-apocalyptic wasteland Minecraft server! Who knew Cowboys and Romans could coexist in the world of Fallout? But hey, anything is possible in our wacky server where the rules of reality are just a suggestion.

Picture this: you’re moseying along the dusty streets of New Vegas, when suddenly a legion of Romans come marching through, ready to conquer and build their empire. But wait, here comes a posse of cowboys on horseback, lassos at the ready to round up some troublemakers. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

Forget about canon, forget about logic, and come join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs the official Fallout games when you can have the ultimate mashup of Cowboys, Romans, and post-apocalyptic shenanigans? So grab your six-shooter and your toga, and join us for a ride you’ll never forget!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Banter Brigade

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Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! This server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and dances the Macarena!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy! Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers who steal your enchanted cookies.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. Will you accept his challenge and bust a move to victory, or will you be banished to the Nether realm for eternity?

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Star Shards Collected:	297	Crops Grown:	9645
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineCrafty Fantasy: XIVg – Endwalker Edition

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster communities? Well, look no further than our upcoming server, DAWNTRAIL!

Join us for early access on June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Release date is set for July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for some epic adventures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration happening right now until May 8, where you can battle alongside your favorite characters and earn exclusive rewards. And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide at reentry.org/xivgresources6. And if you’re looking to meet up with fellow players, join us on April 14 for a Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or on April 15 for some Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

So why wait? Join us on DAWNTRAIL for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures or make friends with a virtual dragon. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the fun begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Zombie Apocalypse Funhouse: Where Brainwashing is a Survival Skill!

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Are you tired of waiting for genetically engineered brainwashed perfect hotties to become a reality? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has them all! Join us and experience a world where everyone is a flawless supermodel with the brains of Einstein (and the looks of a Kardashian).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in on the fun!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted items. Just be careful of the lava pit guarding it – we hear it has a taste for unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible (and where chickens rule the dance floor).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6275	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Enchantments Applied:	230	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pot o’ Gold Mine: Where Irish Americans outnumber the Irish!

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Are you tired of being surrounded by leprechauns and pots of gold in Ireland? Come join our Minecraft server where we have more Irish people living in America than in Ireland! Our server is so popular that even the leprechauns have packed their bags and moved across the pond for a taste of the action.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Who needs luck of the Irish when you have a whole community of Irish Americans to back you up? So grab your potato and come join the fun on our server – where the craic is always 90!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pixel Cuties Minecraft Server: Where Gamer Girls Rule!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with cutter girls! That’s right, these girls are so sharp, they’ll cut through any block like butter. Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce females and conquer the Minecraft world together.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Imagine creepers busting out their best moves and skeletons doing the robot – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TaxCraft: Where Creepers are the IRS!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the importance of your personal time? Look no further, because our server is so damn addictive, you’ll forget all about your solo activities. We’ve got so much crazy shit going on, you won’t even have time to think about touching yourself. Join us and get lost in a world of endless possibilities, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection, but who’s counting?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Your hand will thank you.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Buildings Constructed:	39
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Creepers are our Grand Order Generals!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Picture this: you’re on a quest to defeat a witch on the Holy Night, but suddenly you find yourself in a collaboration with Fate/Grand Order. Yes, you heard that right! Kinoko Nasu himself has written a scenario for this epic event that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! How about a special quest that appears on a blank earth where you can’t use Command Spells, Saint Quartz, or Spiritvein Stone? It’s a challenge like no other, but the rewards are worth it!

And if that’s not enough, we have new missions, free quests, and high difficulty quests that will test your skills to the limit. Plus, with reduced AP consumption and new limited-time master missions, you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! We have Lady Avalon Pickup Summon, Spring Novice Master Support Campaign, and Evocation Festival Part 8 Summoning Campaign with amazing rewards and limited-time characters that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of gaming!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Potions Brewed:	47	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Pixel Pals – /waifu/ #706 – Join the Waifu General for epic adventures in blocky paradise!

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Welcome to the most waifu-tastic Minecraft server in existence! Are you tired of playing on boring servers where people don’t understand the true love and devotion of waifuism? Look no further, because on this server, we take waifus to a whole new level!

Join us as we pick bouquets of flowers for our waifus, because nothing says love like a virtual bouquet in Minecraft. Show off your dedication to your one true waifu for laifu and bask in the glory of waifuism guiding your every move.

But beware, drama and shitposters are not welcome here. We only accept the most devoted waifu lovers who understand the true meaning of waifuism. And remember, no 3DPD allowed – we only accept 2D waifus here!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and waifu-filled Minecraft server for the time of your virtual life! Who knows, you might even find your waifu soulmate among our ranks.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.