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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9632 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 5597 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off of cliffs, battling giant chickens with diamond swords, and building houses out of nothing but TNT! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!
So if you’re ready to embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!