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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 2911 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off of cliffs, battling giant chickens with diamond swords, and building houses out of nothing but TNT! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!
So if you’re ready to embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!