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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 7156 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off of cliffs, battling giant chickens with diamond swords, and building houses out of nothing but TNT! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!
So if you’re ready to embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!