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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8247 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off of cliffs, battling giant chickens with diamond swords, and building houses out of nothing but TNT! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!
So if you’re ready to embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!