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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 9448 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
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And if you’re feeling social, join our meetups where you can hang out with other players and discuss important topics like the meaning of life, the best way to defeat the Ender Dragon, and whether pineapple belongs on pizza. It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!
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