Minecraft SMP: YLYLolz

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows.

We have a secret underground city where players can only enter if they can solve a series of riddles involving chickens and TNT.

Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers that have learned how to breakdance and will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	103
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	1294

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Void Gems Collected:	26	Dimension Hops:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Crops Grown:	8745

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Meteorites Collected:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Emeralds Found:	464	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	196
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7880	Farms Harvested:	378
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Meteorites Collected:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.