Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Trans Men Menstruation Madness

    Trans Men Menstruation Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 438
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Flood >USA Minecraft Server

    Flood >USA Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

    Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

    So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Animals Bred: 86
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Star Shards Collected: 138 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

    BlockBusterMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

    BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 47 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • DockCraftStrike

    DockCraftStrike
    so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

    come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

    Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 23 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

    But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 4762 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 4318

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

    TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 104 Emeralds Found: 1937
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

    SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

    🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

    🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

    🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

    NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

    Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 120
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BlockbusterSteve

    BlockbusterSteve
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for movie buffs and gamers alike!

    Join us and embark on epic quests inspired by your favorite movie characters. Want to team up with Iron Man to defeat the Ender Dragon? Done. How about building a replica of Hogwarts with Harry Potter? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive events where you can battle it out in Hunger Games-style arenas or participate in dance-offs with the Avengers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a world where Nicolas Cage is the ruler and everything is made of cheese.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your wildest movie fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Blowin’ Flagz Server

    Blowin’ Flagz Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the flags actually MOVE and DANCE like they’re at a rave party! you’ll never see anything like it, it’s like a flag parade 24/7! plus, our sheep wear sunglasses and ride around on pigs like they’re in a wild west showdown. it’s a hoot and a half, i tell ya! oh, and did i mention the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips and karate chops? it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, you gotta see it to believe it! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!

    The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!

    The Greatlands Server

    Server Type BEDROCK
    Theme NOT ORGINS BUT KINDA LOL
    Server Status WHITELIST SERVER

    Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

    What Do We Offer?

    A Little Bit About Us!

    This project we created by many different creators worldwide more than 3 years ago has become bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded back during the pandemic The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since bringing in many players yearly! Our content and community teams push the limits of Minecraft while still keeping the simplicity and “at home” feeling.

    How Do I Join?

    Must join Discord to receive server port! Join Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join without being whitelisted? No, this is a whitelisted server. You must join the Discord and get whitelisted to join.
    What is the server theme? The server theme is a fantasy world rich with lore and mystical creatures.
    How long has the server been active? The server has been active for more than 3 years.
    Is there a special game mode on the server? Yes, the server offers a Labyrinth game mode that provides a unique gameplay experience.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Ocarina of Time Minecraft Server

    Ocarina of Time Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where Ocarina of Time is considered underrated – that’s right, underrated!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret dungeon filled with dancing chickens who dropped diamonds instead of eggs. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive Disco Creeper who explodes in a shower of glitter and confetti. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back again.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover that Ocarina of Time is the most overrated game of all time!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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