Minecraft SMP: VGGGGGGGGGHHHHH…CraftyCreeper

Minecraft SMP: VGGGGGGGGGHHHHH…CraftyCreeper

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us in the mystical land of Rome (Georgia) where the sheep are rainbow-colored and the creepers wear top hats. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a love for disco music.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows is the dreaded Potato Queen, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the fate of the server. Will you accept her challenge and bust out your best moves, or will you be banished to the land of boring servers forever?

So come on down to Rome (Georgia) and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Star Shards Collected: 143
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things are about to get steamy…literally! Join us for some spicy adventures in our Erotic Roleplay Thread, Stepfather Edition.

    Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.

    From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Animals Bred: 188
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Emeralds Found: 9099

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

    Failed Suicide Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

    So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

    I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 New Chunks Explored: 694987
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

    R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

    Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Falling into the Void: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

    Destroy Anime Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

    Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

    But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8474 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

    Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

    3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

    4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

    5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

    Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Magic Items Found: 4793

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

    Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

    Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • ChudCraft Minecraft Server

    ChudCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

    So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Kaiju No.8 Minecraft SMP #117

    Kaiju No.8 Minecraft SMP #117
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding!

    We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Kanade’s Workplace Harassment Minecraft Server

    Kanade’s Workplace Harassment Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us and witness the epic saga of Kanade and her workplace セクハラ scandal unfold in real-time. Will justice be served? Will there be a dramatic courtroom showdown? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action on our server! Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Runes Activated: 2 Enchantments Applied: 50

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Top 10 Minecraft SMP Countries in the Western Hemisphere

    Top 10 Minecraft SMP Countries in the Western Hemisphere
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of chaos.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the top 10 countries in the western hemisphere, each with their own unique culture and customs. From the land of talking cows to the kingdom of flying pigs, you’ll never run out of new places to explore and conquer.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • SwipeRun server Minecraft

    SwipeRun server Minecraft

    Welcome to our SwipeRun server, which we have put up for monitoring specifically for the development of our project in the future! In order to access our server you need to enter a special ip: 5.188.118.142:30058

    Our server has a bunch of different interesting features and features such as: auto-mine, donation cases, pvp arena, parkour with prizes, sawmill, portal to the Ender world and much more! Our server is built on the craftbukkit core! Entry: 1.16.5!!! Good luck to you, dear friend, on our cozy SwipeRun server!!! It will only get more interesting and better!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 59
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 277

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Pillow Myth Minecraft Server

    Pillow Myth Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a world where human beings are invincible against pillows! That’s right, you can try to smother someone with a pillow all you want, but they will never die. It’s like a never-ending pillow fight that you can’t lose!

    But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground pillow fort where players can battle it out in epic pillow wars. The winner gets a crown made out of feathers and bragging rights for being the ultimate pillow warrior.

    Join us now and experience the thrill of trying to kill someone with a pillow, only to realize it’s impossible. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Le Hobby Vtubing Minecraft SMP

    Le Hobby Vtubing Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we promise you won’t find any Vtubers…because they all left to join Niji! But don’t worry, we have something even better – our players are actually secret agents in disguise! Join us for epic missions, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to save the world from a zombie apocalypse (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat)! So come on, join us and become a part of the most top-secret, action-packed SMP out there!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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