Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Dragon Eggs Found:	3529	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	88
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magic Items Found:	4356	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Crops Grown:	4313

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Votes:	8957
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Animals Bred:	166	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	144

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Potions Brewed:	80
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	78	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Void Gems Collected:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Star Shards Collected:	94	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	92	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	8593	Players Killed by Monsters:	6248
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com