Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

otc.myserver.gs:2000

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magic Items Found:	4226	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

play.cyphercraft.xyz

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

37.10.122.72:25714

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255	Love Letters Sent:	20

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

play.proximityempire.fun:19132

CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

play.coffeerushmc.net

Legacypixel

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3051	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

====== 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐂𝐘𝐏𝐈𝐗𝐄𝐋 ======𝑱𝑨𝑽𝑨 𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵: IP : legacypixel.sytes.net:25128𝑩𝑬𝑫𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲 𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵 : IP : legacypixel.sytes.net PORT : 25128==================================== 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐒 ==================================== 𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐀𝐆 24/7 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄

legacypixel.sytes.net:25128

It developed

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Star Shards Collected:	222
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Welcome to Nivalora!This is what we offer to you!Absolutely 0 pay-to-win (and we mean it) Transparency. If something happens, you deserve to know what matters to you.Sometimes we forget the rules, this is okay, we will remind you, You’re not walking on eggshells. Feedback, not only are we looking for it, but we will actively ask it.What to expect. This an smp server with land claims (lands) with a player based economy. You can invite your bedrock friends, and we will do our best to support a fluid experience for them too! We have skills and resource worlds.

mcs.nivalora.com:23840

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Divine Spears Created:	24	Enchantments Applied:	151
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Crops Grown:	8569
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

bloodmc.joingame.network

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

play.lpib.net

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Void Armor Forged:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

play.reveriemc.xyz

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	346
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

gaia.sparked.network:25608

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Magic Items Found:	8472	Animals Bred:	139
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Emeralds Found:	6587	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

bleachevolved.modded.fun

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

sasquatch.apexmc.co:25756

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4823
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

venus.riftcraftmc.com

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Votes:	2802	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

minecraft.folkhack.com