Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Crops Grown: 1763
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
New Chunks Explored: 119067 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
Astral Projections Made: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Server
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