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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5208 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Crops Grown: | 9959 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding on the back of a flying pig. Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question whether three DUIs should result in a prison sentence or just a really long timeout in the corner.
We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more laughs than a stand-up comedy show, and more chaos than a chicken jamboree. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!