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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7342 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
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We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more laughs than a stand-up comedy show, and more chaos than a chicken jamboree. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!