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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 896 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding on the back of a flying pig. Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question whether three DUIs should result in a prison sentence or just a really long timeout in the corner.
We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more laughs than a stand-up comedy show, and more chaos than a chicken jamboree. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!